Monday, April 03, 2006

this article intentionally not posted..

as i was writing this, i realised that this is just a series of thoughts and not something worth posting anywhere, especially on any blog. and the reason why i wrote this line is to remind myself that i must NOT accidentally post it.

the one and only thing i do at work is _____. well i prefer not to write it here because if you get to read this and happen to tell this to my manager, then i'll be doomed. and therefore you know what that word was.

one of my favourite pastimes is reading fortune cookies. and since linux has a game that keeps spewing out fortune cookies, i love linux. in most distros of linux, given the fact that you have installed games, you should get fortune cookies on typing "/usr/games/fortune". consider yourselves very unlucky if you don't find them on your system. i might be able to arrange them for you somehow, but do not depend on me. somehow lay your hands on them. worth all they are.

cookies for today:

"Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?"

"It's been a business doing pleasure with you."

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."

"If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture."

"You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!"


At 5:35 AM, Blogger atoolg said...

Cudn't stop my self from finding out where these fortune cookies come from.
so a strace on /usr/games/fortune tells me that
they come from /usr/share/games/fortune.

thing uses a file and file.dat (probably some index into file) to store cookies.

We can try writing our own fortune files if we figure out how that index works.

At 8:49 AM, Blogger vindy said...

nike... get real.. _______!


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