Monday, January 07, 2008

committing a crime on behalf of bhajji..

sequence of events (sydney test, india versus australia, day 5, jan 06 2008)

bhajji pats brett lee on his bum for some reason.
brett lee doesnt care, symonds gets agitated (ever tried patting someone on their bum while a monkey is watching?)

symonds walks up to bhajji.
symonds: "what did you just do? dont you know how to play cricket?"
bhajji: "shut-up oye."

symonds: "any punjabi knows how to play cricket."
bhajji: "oye chup oye. teri maa ki.."

symonds: "hang on, did you just say 'monkey'?"
bhajji: "shit man. sachin paaji!"

(symonds approaches umpire mark benson while bhajji calls sachin and expresses fear that symonds understands punjabi.)

sachin: "well.. why, what happened?"
bhajji: "maine symonds nu kahaan teri 'maa ki..' usko samaj mein aa gaya sachin paaji, gaya umpire ke paas. kya karun?"

sachin: "oye dont worry oye, he thought you called him a 'monkey'!"
bhajji: (smiles) "haan phir theek hain.."

mark benson: (covering his mouth fearing lip readers) "harbhajan, symonds says you just called him a 'monkey'. is that true?"
bhajji: (heaving a sigh of relief): "yes, yes. just a 'monkey'. nothing else"

mark benson: "i will be complaining against you to the match referee."
bhajji: "oye sachin paaji!"

and eventually, the 3 match ban is handed over to bhajji!


At 5:34 AM, Blogger Prajakta said...

He he he he. That was Nike at his best. ROTFL.

At 8:29 PM, Blogger Storm said...

:) I like it :). Not as much as the sachin and the aila plane saga, but still :D...

Now how about one about the French prez and his guitar toting model girlfriend being the official first lady (or not :s)?

At 10:53 PM, Blogger vindy said...

get back blogging man...

At 11:42 PM, Blogger amit said...

A laughter hurricane has stormed by my desk!! Brilliant!!

At 10:59 PM, Blogger Neel Bhatt (Zero) said...

Ha ha ha...

I never looked at the incident in this light... :D

At 5:27 AM, Blogger Random Thought said...

too good aniket

At 9:16 AM, Blogger vindy said...

dude it seems to have really happened.. Tell me when did Harbajan read your blog!? :))

At 3:06 AM, Blogger Jayaram said...

good one :)


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